Orwell Admirer Gifts

Special Privileges

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

High Riders of the Old West

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Big Charmer Is Watching

Goblin.

Big Bird Brother

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Two sea otters with smartphones

Santa's workshop.

Ostrich Farm

"I think it needs a re-draft."

Elf

'Be honest...does this suit make me look fat?'

The War Against Imagination

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

George Orwell.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

Room 101 Tax Inspection