Orwellian Theme Lover Pillows

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Big Charmer Is Watching

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Big Bird Brother

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

Promises Kept

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Double Speak

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

1984 ; pop-up edition...

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

George Orwell.

The War Against Imagination

Surveillance.

Big Brother 1948-1984

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Wellbeing Score

"Yes I do like the 'Eastenders' theme, but not in the middle of 'Eastenders'".

Couple dressed as cheese and wine. 'Well I'm sorry but I thought it was like a toga party.'

"Welcome to hell!"

Big bowling ball is watching you.

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

Have you been naughty or nice?