Orwellian World Explorer Pillows

Surveillance.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Ancient Racing

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Greece

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

The Gladiator.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Flights and Coronavirus

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.