Orwellian Fan Pillows

Double Speak

Big Brother 1948-1984

Big Brother.

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Slalom

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Candle Size

Big Bird Brother

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

'Please sir - all of them!'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Room 101 Tax Inspection

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

1984 ; pop-up edition...

'Ha, ha! -- Made you look!'

George Orwell.

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

"What do you want first, the good news or the bad news about the good news?"

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'