Orwellian Satire Lovers Pillows

Big Brother Is Auditing Your Returns for the Last Seven Years.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

U of Debt

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"She wishes to range free!"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Police film evidence

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.