Spooky Theme Fan Pillows

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Devi's brew?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"We should start wearing masks."

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'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"For drinks or dinner?"

Monster Self-Help

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"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Death Beggar

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Witches at a cauldron.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

Tupperware Wolf