Spooky Theme Fan Pillows

Skeleton with a ringing phone.

'You just missed him...can I take a message?'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Devi's brew?"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"We should start wearing masks."

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'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'There's an imposter among us!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Monster Self-Help

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"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Death Beggar

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.