Spooky Supper Fan Pillows

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Looky... It's Bat'minton... I'll see myself out."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Witchy Cellist

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Werehouses.

Halloween dentist.

Grim Singer

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

"Introvert."