Spooky Supper Artist Pillows

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Punkins

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Vampire Family Photos...

Satan

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"All I have to say is that someone better be bleeding."

Your Dinner is in the Tin

Announcement at teatime

Healthy Witch Digest

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"Is that permanent?"

Shashlyk

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

The Wokking Dead

Pumpkin Sales

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

"Hey! are you sure this is a Glaucoma test?"

Vampire Bed and Breakfast

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'