Spooky Supper Artist Pillows

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Vampire Family Photos...

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

Satan

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Healthy Witch Digest

"If anyone asks, I did this."

Announcement at teatime

"Is that permanent?"

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

'Dracula watches his first late night horror show.'

Shashlyk

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"Hey! are you sure this is a Glaucoma test?"

Vampire Bed and Breakfast

Spook cafe special meal.

The Wokking Dead

"They said we need a photo ID to prove we're from the neighborhood."

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

Bed, Bath & The Beyond