Spooky Chef Pillows

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Witch stirring brew wears apron that says: 'Back Yard Chef'.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

The Wokking Dead

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Ghostbasters 3

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

Shashlyk

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Surprise!

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Spook cafe special meal.

"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to the frickin' brew."

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'