Spooky Cook Pillows

'Early celebrity chefs.'

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

Classic Emojis for sale.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"More helium."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Cook and Octopus

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'It's her signature dish.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Commie Chef.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

Shashlyk

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

No Guts. No Gory

The Wokking Dead

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'