Spooky Pillows

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

This place makes me jumpy.

"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

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Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

No Guts. No Gory

'One eye of newt or two?'

Out To Lurch

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Open House of Horrors

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Welcome Ghost.

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Evil Villain.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Satan

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Baby's first horror movies

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

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