Spooky Themes Pillows

'Aah...a new duvet.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Cut out and keep your own Witch.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Haunted Castle

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Vampire Sit ups

"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Home depot."

Out To Lurch

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

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"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Evil Villain.

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Vampire with a violin

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Poetry reading nightly

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

This place makes me jumpy...

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'

Stormy Night