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'Harold, stop playing with your food!'

'Aah...a new duvet.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Cut out and keep your own Witch.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Haunted Castle

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Ghoul-Aid

Vampire Sit ups

"Ugh. . . Where is the light switch?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Out To Lurch

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

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Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Evil Villain.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Vampire with a violin

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Poetry reading nightly

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

Stormy Night