Horror And Spooky Themes Lover T-Shirts

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Chiller Theatre

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Scary stuff

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"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Punkins

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Zombie pet tricks.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Fancy a pint?