Horror And Spooky Themes Lover Pillows

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Trick or Tweet

Scary stuff

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Zombie pet tricks.

Ghost puddle

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Punkins

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Halloween Support Group

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'There's an imposter among us!'