Lover Of Spooky Stories Pillows

Woman comes home to see pumpkin on her porch being carved from the inside.

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'You complete me.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Young Stephen King