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Woman comes home to see pumpkin on her porch being carved from the inside.

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'There's an imposter among us!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'You complete me.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."