Spooky Story Enthusiast Mugs

'Check out Ned... dude needs glasses! He's chatting up a basketball!'

Night of the Latkes

'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'

'And so the monsters came to overtake the city and make their home in the closets of young children everywhere. The end. Good night, honey.'

'Don't worry, their bark is worse than their bite!'

'Behold! I have given life to the Creature using STATIC electricity!'

Perosn going walking in the woods.

Werewolf Memories

'Nice to get some peace and quiet up here - away from all that trick or treat nonsense."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Out To Lurch

"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"

"That's not funny."

"Show-off!"

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

"I worry when my doctor turns out the lights to tell me something scary."

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'