Spooky Stuff Pillows

Morgue.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Out To Lurch

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Get on with it!

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Punkins

Classic Emojis for sale.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Evil Villain.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Satan

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

This place makes me jumpy...

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

Vampire Sit ups

Baby's first horror movies

"If anyone asks, I did this."

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

'Harold, stop playing with your food!'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

'Get off and milk it!'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."