Spooky Stuff Mugs

Morgue.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Out To Lurch

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Get on with it!

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

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"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Evil Villain.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Satan

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

This place makes me jumpy...

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Vampire Sit ups

Baby's first horror movies

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'Get off and milk it!'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

Listening Room - Enter At Your Own Risk.

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'