Spooky Activities Pillows

'One eye of newt or two?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

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"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Evil Villain.

Haunted museum

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Trick or treatment.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

This place makes me jumpy...

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.