Paranormal Activities Pillows

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Haunted museum

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Astral Projection

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Channelling on the Cheap

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.