Paranormal Psychologist Pillows

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Ghost School.

"Why bother?"

Late BroomStick

Out To Lurch

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Astral Projection

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Ghostbasters 3

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.