Paranormal Researcher Pillows

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Why bother?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

Out To Lurch

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Channelling on the Cheap

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"