Paranormal Researcher Pillows

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Why bother?"

Out To Lurch

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Channelling on the Cheap

Ghostbasters 3

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.