Paranormal Investigation Pillows

Wine...Spirits...

"Careful what you wish for."

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'Perhaps he is talking from beyond the grave, but do you really want to know what he's saying?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Out To Lurch

"Why bother?"

Paranormal A-Z...

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"