Paranormal Investigation Gifts

Wine...Spirits...

"Careful what you wish for."

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'Perhaps he is talking from beyond the grave, but do you really want to know what he's saying?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"These ghost hunting shows are so fake. None of the ghosts even wear sheets."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Why bother?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Out To Lurch

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

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