Paranormal Activity Gifts

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'It's actually Kasper, with a 'K'... and no, I'm not very friendly at all.'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Out To Lurch

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Channelling on the Cheap

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Ghostbasters 3

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'