Paranormal Professional Gifts

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Channelling on the Cheap

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Ghostbasters 3

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.