Paranormal Professional Prints

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Out To Lurch

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Astral Projection

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Ghostbasters 3

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.