Paranormal Investigator Prints

'The Existential Files.'

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Channelling on the Cheap

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Well, who says it always has to be a bloody horse?

'Gather round, class. Timmy's getting some rather interesting results from his experiment.'

Ghosts and a dog.

Bad Rhymes

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'That's strange. No matter where I stand, the eyes seem to follow me.'

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Yes, ladies and gentleman - Aliens do exist!! There's aliens on Mars; aliens on the moon; aliens in outer space..."

Cancelled - Due to Unforseen Circumstances

"I told you we dug the excavation too deep!"

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

"Going down?"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Haunted or not, you owe the historical monument authority the rent for the last 237 years, Sir.'

UFO research centre

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

The Paranormal Channel

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit going through your little brother!"

Ghostship

'Well I've lived here 500 years and I've never seen a ghost.'

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

Don't worry, they'll just write it off as another case of spontaneous combustion

BIG HOOF

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

I was sitting here watching th 'X-files' and then all of the sudden; poof!'

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