Paranormal Observer Prints

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Ghost School.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Adventures of God

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Channelling on the Cheap

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Ghostship

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."