Paranormal Observer Mugs

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Ghost School.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Adventures of God

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Channelling on the Cheap

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Ghostship

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'We have a positive ID on the spacecraft, Mr. Ferguson. Now, if you can identify the one who abducted you, we won't keep you any longer!'