Supernatural Observer Mugs

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The Adventures of God

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"No aliens"

Crisis.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

Gone to seed.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Your karma will catch up with you!

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Hand me the remote...

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Astronomical observations.

"Another example of corporate redundancy."