Omniscient Observer Mugs

The Adventures of God

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Magic Act

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Astronaut Selfie.

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Bizarre sights.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

Astronomical observations.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

Mercury rising.

"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."