Celestial Observer Mugs

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Telework? Nothing new for me. I've been doing that for 30 years already!"

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

Mercury rising.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

Crisis.

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a God appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Well, Frobisher, I hope THIS time you remembered to mail in the warranty card.'

OMG

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

First space criminal investigation

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Hand me the remote...

"I spend all day looking into the past, yet I can't remember what I ate for lunch."

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."