Comedic Celestial Observer Mugs

'Wait, hold still. You got something stuck in your halo.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"My computer just texted me."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Runner going through hurdles.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Glimpses One Dollar

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Hey! This is news."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Johannes Kepler

Men and Women's changing rooms

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'