Paranormal Activity Prints

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'It's actually Kasper, with a 'K'... and no, I'm not very friendly at all.'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'One eye of newt or two?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Astral Projection

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Channelling on the Cheap

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.