Paranormal Pillows

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"Yes, that's very clever Julie. But can we stick to the basics?"

'The Existential Files.'

"I feel invisible."

World ends tomorrow.

"Nessie's been abducted by aliens."

Antoinne the Psychic.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

True Confessions

"Can you imagine how being the only one here makes me feel?"

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Leave this house and never return! It's a seller's market!"

'Is anybody there?'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'Truce?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'I don't feel so good.' 'I should hope not.'

"Most of these sins were committed before surveillance cameras, smartphones, or videotape, but you left a paper trail."

Bad Rhymes

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Boo'ed on stage.

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."