Paranormal Explorers Pillows

'If it's any consolation, Mr. Nostro couldn't have known what hit him.'

'In retrospect, Limbo probably wasn't a good honeymoon destination.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Late BroomStick

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Astral Projection

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Get a tomb!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Which one is yours?"

Ghostship

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's