Paranormal Adventurers Pillows

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Get a tomb!"

"Which one is yours?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Fear of Flying Seminar

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

If Ghosts Were Real

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."