Paranormal Enthusiasts Pillows

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

If Ghosts Were Real

"A voice is telling me to move."

'The invisible man as a senior citizen.'

Out of body experience

'Ooh! Someone just walked over my grave.'

'The best thing about being a black cat is that you can scare superstitious people...'

I just knew this would be dull.

Doctor Spock.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Paranormal A-Z...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Get a tomb!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.