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"Not until you get rid of that 'death' smell."

'Relax, he just wants directions to cousin Franks's house in Brewster.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Chiller Theatre

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Ghost School.

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Paranormal A-Z...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

A Club Sandwitch.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.