Supernatural Adventurers Pillows

"You called?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Shred the plank."

Route 666

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Cat Seance

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Amateur Palmist

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."