Paranormal Explorers Mugs

'If it's any consolation, Mr. Nostro couldn't have known what hit him.'

'In retrospect, Limbo probably wasn't a good honeymoon destination.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Late BroomStick

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Get a tomb!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Ghostship

"Which one is yours?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"