Mystery Explorers Mugs

Quantum Psychic

'Teenagers!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Your future looks charming.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

Planet of the Ants

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Wiccapedia.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Picnic Area 51"

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

"...To sum up, then, everything is illusory - Do you guys have any questions?"

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

Tentacle reaching for a sunbathing lady.

"Did you like that mystery book?"

The indigo children.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."