Spooky Cook Gifts

'Early celebrity chefs.'

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Classic Emojis for sale.

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"More helium."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Cook and Octopus

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'It's her signature dish.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Commie Chef.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Shashlyk

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

The Wokking Dead

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."