Spooky Foodies Gifts

Shashlyk

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"All I've got left is smoked."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Intolerant Chef

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Meditation Munchies

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

Surprise!

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

Vampire

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"