Spooky Foodies Gifts

Shashlyk

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

Intolerant Chef

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

Meditation Munchies

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

Surprise!

Vampire

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

Spook cafe special meal.

Cone of uncertainty.