Mystery Foodies Gifts

'Surprise us.'

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

GM Crops Genie.

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Horse meat scandal.

CSI Fridays

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Intolerant Chef

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Butcher Shop. Special: Soup Bones! Soup has bones?!

Clandestine Cuisine

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'Waiter! There's a . . . oh, never mind.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Meditation Munchies

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

Shashlyk

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'

'Food critics cannot determine what are crime scenes.'

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

Burgers - Available with: Ketchup, Mayo and Horse (Radish).