Culinary Mystery Lover Gifts

"Mmm. The soup du jour is not cream of mushroom. It is not tomato or celery, it is not chicken, nor is it Scotch broth. It is most definitely not won ton..."

'The Salmonella mystery' "It's a soft boiled dectective novel"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'You made me jump.'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

It's all gravy.

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

Horse meat scandal.

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Out and In.

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

'You order the jumbo combo?'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

'My compliments to mummy.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."