'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'
Culinary Crime Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your culinary crime aficionado? Our collection celebrates food mysteries with humor and style, combining foodie passion with a love of intrigue. Ideal for someone who enjoys cooking, culinary adventures, and a dash of mystery in their life.
Try to guess the continent dining...
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"
"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."
"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."
"Number 2. Step forward please."
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...
'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'
"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"
"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."
'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away
'You made me jump.'
It's all gravy.
"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"
Turkey Autopsy
CSI Fridays
'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'
"Here comes the tossed salad!"
"Whoever did this was chillingly methodical about it."
The History of Anti-stick
"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."
"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"
Out and In.
A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink
'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'
'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'
"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."
"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"
'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'
Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!
'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'
"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"
'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'
Culinary Crime Lover Gifts Collection
Culinary Crime Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of culinary crime lover mugs—witty and charming, they make every coffee break a deliciously mysterious experience.
Culinary Crime Lover Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows designed for culinary crime fans—comfy and witty, they bring a playful touch to any living space.
Culinary Crime Lover Prints
Bring intrigue to your walls with prints perfect for culinary crime lovers—stylish and humorous, they add flavor to any room.
Culinary Crime Lover T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for culinary crime lovers—fun, clever designs that let their personality shine and their love for food mysteries show.